Bullshit your way to linkedIn success, one Made-Up Story at a time.
Instantly create inspirational, awe-inspiring stories for your LinkedIn followers with just one click! Truth not guaranteed.
Need a Story for LinkedIn? Meet the LinkedIn Influencer Bullshit Generator
Ever feel like your life just isn’t adventurous or inspirational enough for social media engagement? You’re not alone.
I’ve seen a lot of screenshots and posts popping up on Facebook, Reddit, or LinkedIn with exaggerated stories like:
“I was late for my job interview because I helped a stray dog. When I arrived at the interview 30 minutes late, the CEO was the dog. I got the job.”
Or those posts from overly-narcissistic, sigma grindset-types:
“I forgot to feed my toddler for 72 hours because my CEO is sad he wouldn’t be able to buy his 3rd yacht. Here’s how it made me a better project manager. I’m 6’7” and volunteer at an orphanage.”
The problem is, my life story isn’t adventurous enough for social media stardom, nor is it particularly inspirational. I’m just a guy working from home, helping plumbers, roofers, and photo book sellers find more clients online.
Sure, I may have gone hungry for a few months, or had my internet cut off because I couldn’t pay the bill in time, but that was all in the distant past. I’m living pretty darn well today.
But I want a story to tell on LinkedIn, goddammit. And I’m willing to resort to a little creative bullshittery if it’s the last thing I do.
So, I came up with the LinkedIn Influencer Bullshit Generator. Now, I can conjure inspirational stories for my LinkedIn followers at the click of a button!
And now you can, too!
Simply enter your dream scenario (I know you have one), click submit, and watch as your Pursuit of Happiness-esque mini-story unfolds!
Because if we’re not one-upping each other on LinkedIn, then what are we even doing?